Craving Cherries?

Let me count ... there are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5, 6, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, ... 15, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 or so cherries on this one ... and I LUUUUUUUV cherries!

Officially this is called a "Stretch Strapless Softcup Bra G-String Skirt" ... that's a mouth-full ... of cherries of course!

Anyone else like cherries?

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P.S.: Don't tell me you are still trying to figure out how I counted the cherries :D

Bikini Day - Part 5

Notice it's not neon-yellow, it's not bright-yellow, it's not "strong" yellow ... it's "soft" (pastell/light/non-agro) yellow. Thats how yellow bikinis should look! Also ... make sure you have a bit of a tan unless you want to look like an egg (yellow on white).

And when shooting pictures with a yellow bikini, don't stand in front of a weird pink wall - it will look crap.

Dark walls like the one in my bedroom would work much better for you ;)

Bikini Day - Part 4

This I did find a bit odd ... why would they put black polka-dots on a black background ... kinda makes it look like a black bikini only.

Any theories? Please post em in the comments below.

Btw. I think this "trunk" is particularly well shaped and designed.

Bikini Day - Part 3 - Light or Dark Dots?

Since I am taking a very serious scientific approach to this ... I prefer light dots on dark surfaces. Proof is above. If you like the left one better ... well, you're wrong!

Bikini Day - Part 2 - Dots or No Dots?

After just thinking about polka dots versus no polka dots I thought I'd really like to know what I prefer ... and the answer is a resounding "BOTH!".

I've been mulling over this for hours now and I still cannot find any reason to prefer one over the other. What do you think?

Okay, I am gonna choose the one without the dots this time. Mind if I try licking the dots off the other one for comparisons sake?

Bikini Day - Part 1

I thought today might be a nice day to focus on bikinis. Then again every day is a nice day when you can focus on bikinis :D

It's not that I have a thing for polka dots but she does look cute with all those dots on her. Which one to focus on? Which one did you instinctively focus on when I just said that? Ha ha! Same here!

Kudos to the designers this time for making it possible with only very few string-pulls to remove the bikini in case it spontaneously bursts into flames.

In all honesty, the headband is what did it for me ... the rest can go as far as I am concerned :D

Also I like the way her make-up subtly matches.

Found it here ...

Sarah's Mother - Part 2

While running away I briefly looked back ... and this is what I saw ... then ... I tripped and fell hard!

My face is now all bruised and scratched ... with a huge smile and loads of sand in my mouth!

I should have stayed :D But then what would Sarah have said? She hasn't been very cheerful since her parents got divorced.

They always tell you to "stop, look, listen" ... where on Earth did I get that "run" part from?

New Rule: "stop, look, listen, don't run"

Sarah's Mother

Errm, hello.

Hello!

Errm, is Sarah home?

No, she is out surfing, she'll be back soon. Do you wanna wait for her?

Errm, no. Errm, I'll call her. Errm bye.

*errm, run*

[sauce]

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Eye Surgery in Argentina

If you are awaiting eye surgery in Argentina, then this is likely what you can see. Ooops, I forgot ... you probably cant even read this text.

Well if you cannot read this text you need eye surgery, and if you are in Argentina you might be seeing a blurry image on the left.

If you are not in Argentina and have perfect eyesight you will be able to read this, but you will be seeing a blurry image on the left. If the image is in focus, you don't actually have perfect eyesight. How on earth are you reading this then?

If the image on the left is in focus and this text is out of focus ... everything is fine, except your eyes.

If you have the slightest idea what this is all about, please tell us in the comments ;)

Impetu Underwear

(Solution: click this image: )

Victoria's Secret

Mile-High Club

You: Hello captain! Looking hot!

Captain: Wanna go for a lil joy-ride in my jet?

You: I dont't know what my wife will think about that.

Captain: What she doesn't know won't upset her.

You: U're soooo right!

Captain: Would you mind if my girlfriend joins us too?

You: Sure, the more the merrier ;)

Captain: Are you a member of the "Mile High Club" yet?

You: No, what is that?

Captain: Just wait and you will see *wink*.

[to be continued in your dreams ...]

This sexy pilot costume can be found here ...

Good morning tiger ...

Good morning tiger! Did you sleep well? Did you have sweet dreams?

Come over here and lets cuddle a bit. Purrrrr. Mmmm, your hair smells so good. Shall we order room service? Sure, we can lay here and just cuddle. Your lips are so soft. Your skin feels sooo smooth. ...

Yes we can stay in bed all day! You little tiger! *smile*

Welcoming Aubade ...

Blue, Blue, Blue

Sex and The City by COSABELLA (aparently Italian for "pretty thing" ... hit the nail right on the head) for a certain Miranda revealed this lil blue number. Somehow this girl reminds me of someone ... oh yeah ... Sarah ... mmmm. Anyways thats a pretty cool combo of blues. Just thought I'd brighten this place up with some colors. I can't pinpoint what draws me to her, but it's strong.

Let me know what you think in the comments.

On second thought, this bra might be really cool with some board shorts at a beach-party. Anyone with Photoshop skills out there?

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Antigel by Lise Charmel

Damn I am getting really good at finding the hottest babes wearing the hottest outfits by designers I have never heard about and don't really care about :D This is another French collection by Lise Charmel called Antigel. Who cares? Check out the awesome pictures ... click on the image for a mega-massive-zoom. I'll brb, need to go take a cold shower now ... assembling that image was not easy ... had a hard time ... staying focused I mean ... LOL

Get the whole shebang here ...

Oh btw, the one on the left and the 2nd from the right are MINE!

U want some French fries with that?

Ha! I just stubled upon a french designer Simone Perele who has a whole load of designs I like ... and she has new models ... not just the same old standard supermodels ... new bodies, new faces, new dreams :D

Looks like I won't be sleeping anytime soon, maybe next year.

I liked this one cause it will work well under a Virgin Galactic space suit. "Hello Ms Astronaut Babe, I have a space-ship, talk to me *wink*."

More here ...

10 Ways to be Romantic with Me

Once we have been in a relationship for a while the romance will dwindle a bit and both of us will think that the other should be more romantic. One reads so often that the man should be the romantic one, and maybe 50 years ago this would have been true but it is now no longer the case. Think back to when you first met me. Our first date, wining an dining, making an effort to look your best, breakfast in bed, long weekends having phenomenal sex. Don't you wish it was still the same? Well I bet you do. Instead of waiting for me to make the first move (after all you know how slow I am) YOU take the lead and add a bit of romance into our relationship.

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Here are ten ways to show off your romantic side.

1. Call me just to let me know that you are thinking of me. Or tell me what you are going to do to me once I get home and in turn what you would like me to do to you.
2. I love sexy lingerie just as much as you, if not more. Let me know how much you want me by getting out your best panties, team them with a pair of fishnets, stilettos and seduce me tonight.
3. You know the old saying "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach!" Well you better believe it because it works every time. Get out the best china, set the table with candles, put on some soft music and prepare my favorite meal. You won't even need to think of dessert because this is where I will become romantic and sweep you of to the bedroom.
4. When was the last time you actually flirted with me? Let's go out in public (to dinner, to a party or nightclub) and try it. It will bring back those old feelings of lust for one another. Think like a single person and see what happens.
5. Set the mood in the bedroom. Clear out all the clutter, change the bed linen (bring in some silk sheets perhaps) and fill the room with scented candles. Stand a bottle of my favorite bubbly in some ice, lay your sexiest lingerie on the bed and keep a box of my favorite pizza near by.
6. If you want to add some spice to our love making then what better way than to introduce some props. We are not talking about 12" d*ldos (unless you want to, that is) it can be something as small as a silk scarf or as daring as v*brators. I will need never be asked to make an effort again.
7. Rent a romantic movie, order a take away, get out a bottle of my favorite wine, switch the phones off, turn off the lights and snuggle with me on the sofa in front of the TV. The romantic flick will soon have the two of us in the mood for love.
8. Leave me little notes in my pocket, on my pillow, next to the laptops, anywhere I will find them. Give me a nice surprise.
9. Kiss me all over my body? slowly ...
10. Tell me that you love me at least once a day. This will keep the love there even if you haven't always got time to express it, those 3 little words is all that you need.

[adaptation of unknown origin]

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Why it is good to be sober in Argentina ...

This is what happens when you are drunk in Argentina. It's not even worth the trip to be honest. You go through all the effort to fly to Argentina, you spend loads of money on Champagne and finally meet the babe of your dreams, it's all a big blur and your innermost desires come true ... she likes you too and takes you to her place. You pass out in the cab and when you wake up at her place --- THIS IS WHAT YOU SEE! It's a nightmare!

Click this  to see what it is like to be sober instead ;)

Now go get that plane ticket to Argentina, and don't blame me if you screw up this time! Oh, and one more thing ... CHEERS :D

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"Tease Me" Seamed Thigh-Highs

Ever wondered what the news presenter on TV is wearing under the table? Well Victoria's Secret has finally revealed the answer to that ... this will hopefully make watching the news on TV much more fun from this day on ;)

It's from here ...

"Diva Darling" Fishnet Stockings

"Jartelles" ... well they do look good ... as Victoria says "Get caught up in a seductive style. Lace top. Attach your favorite garters." ... and I cannot agree more - this under a super-stylish backless evening dress - a dinner at the Ritz in Paris maybe ... I think there are some panties involved too, but I am not sure ;) Beware of the Paparazzi when you get out of the limo!

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"Sweet temptation" Fishnet Thigh-Highs

Victoria's Secret have come up with the perfect leg-huggers for librarians. Think about it ... you looked at you local librarian 100s of times and never even knew this is what she is wearing ... sooo ... next time you get a book, look at her, imagine what she is wearing, give her a nice smile ... maybe a slight, polite wink ... you never know you might even get to roll these twins off ;) Hey, never hurts to dream a little bit!

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OMG Claudia Came Early

Claudia came early, but fortunately her and Heidi get along really well. They have both agreed to appear regularly on this site. Now back to partying with the girls :D

OMG is Heidi touching Claudia there? Yummy!

Heidi Klum Passed Out On My Couch

You are not going to believe this ... I just got home and found Heidi Klum passed out on my couch! I am very upset ... she was supposed to stop by tomorrow ... what do I do now? Claudia is coming over in about 1 hour ... hmmm ... lemme think ... i have an idea! ... [ THE END ] What happened next?

IBM Uniform from Victoria (the secret one)

If you can afford to hire some IBM or McKinsey management consultants there are 3 things you should insist on:

• They must be female and as hot as this model.
• They must wear this new official work uniform.
• They must ... whatever the first two points cover it all!

I am still not quite sure if this is a real woman or if she escaped from Aeon Flux III before they released the movie. If all PC's (gray boxes) would look as hot as this gray variation apple would have never had a chance! I digress ... back to the photos.

Found it here ...

P.S.: I have no clue why anyone would want to wear a business outfit over this???

Floral Lace Teddie

I wish they would find a way to avoid having to pull 4 strings to unwrap christmas gifts. Oh well, I'll be forgiving this time ... I mean c'mon isn't she just gorgeous? I'll pull all four pink bits for the sake of "pink bits" :D Oh, if you didn't notice her perfect body, I have 2 words for you ... OPTOMETRIST!

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Midnight Masquerade Babydoll

Hey, does anyone know what happened? The lights are out! I am scared. ... Don't be scared, I am here to help you. ... Thank god for that. ... Do you know where the fuse is? ... No! ... Ok, I can direct you there, ok? ... OK ... Ok, now turn around, ok, now turn around again, and again --- now move forward a bit --- and more --- it should be somewhere there --- move until you reach the wall --- ok now bend over --- the fusebox should be somewhere down there --- left, no right, actually left, nothing? ... No, I can't find it! ... Hmm ok, ... [ THE END ] ... you can take the conversation from here ;)

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Secret Lover Black Babydoll

The "fabulous Secret Lover Black sexy babydoll" ... the names these companies give these things LOL "lace sleepwear halter babydoll with tassel and matching thong. includes matching lace neckband." ... and the descriptions ... why not just write "this is gonna make ur wife or gf look waaaaay hawt!"

Found it here ...