Mile-High Club

You: Hello captain! Looking hot!
Captain: Wanna go for a lil joy-ride in my jet?

You: I dont't know what my wife will think about that.
Captain: What she doesn't know won't upset her.
You: U're soooo right!

Captain: Would you mind if my girlfriend joins us too?
You: Sure, the more the merrier ;)

Captain: Are you a member of the "Mile High Club" yet?
You: No, what is that?

Captain: Just wait and you will see *wink*.

[to be continued in your dreams ...]

This sexy pilot costume can be found here ...

Good morning tiger ...

Good morning tiger! Did you sleep well? Did you have sweet dreams?

Come over here and lets cuddle a bit. Purrrrr. Mmmm, your hair smells so good. Shall we order room service? Sure, we can lay here and just cuddle. Your lips are so soft. Your skin feels sooo smooth. ...

Yes we can stay in bed all day! You little tiger! *smile*

Welcoming Aubade ...

Blue, Blue, Blue

Sex and The City by COSABELLA (aparently Italian for "pretty thing" ... hit the nail right on the head) for a certain Miranda revealed this lil blue number. Somehow this girl reminds me of someone ... oh yeah ... Sarah ... mmmm. Anyways thats a pretty cool combo of blues. Just thought I'd brighten this place up with some colors. I can't pinpoint what draws me to her, but it's strong.

Let me know what you think in the comments.

On second thought, this bra might be really cool with some board shorts at a beach-party. Anyone with Photoshop skills out there?

Antigel by Lise Charmel

Damn I am getting really good at finding the hottest babes wearing the hottest outfits by designers I have never heard about and don't really care about :D This is another French collection by Lise Charmel called Antigel. Who cares? Check out the awesome pictures ... click on the image for a mega-massive-zoom. I'll brb, need to go take a cold shower now ... assembling that image was not easy ... had a hard time ... staying focused I mean ... LOL

Get the whole shebang here ...

Oh btw, the one on the left and the 2nd from the right are MINE!

U want some French fries with that?

Ha! I just stubled upon a french designer Simone Perele who has a whole load of designs I like ... and she has new models ... not just the same old standard supermodels ... new bodies, new faces, new dreams :D

Looks like I won't be sleeping anytime soon, maybe next year.

I liked this one cause it will work well under a Virgin Galactic space suit. "Hello Ms Astronaut Babe, I have a space-ship, talk to me *wink*."

More here ...

10 Ways to be Romantic with Me


Once we have been in a relationship for a while the romance will dwindle a bit and both of us will think that the other should be more romantic. One reads so often that the man should be the romantic one, and maybe 50 years ago this would have been true but it is now no longer the case. Think back to when you first met me. Our first date, wining an dining, making an effort to look your best, breakfast in bed, long weekends having phenomenal sex. Don't you wish it was still the same? Well I bet you do. Instead of waiting for me to make the first move (after all you know how slow I am) YOU take the lead and add a bit of romance into our relationship.

CHECK THE COMMENTS (lolz to Jess)

Here are ten ways to show off your romantic side.

  1. Call me just to let me know that you are thinking of me. Or tell me what you are going to do to me once I get home and in turn what you would like me to do to you.
  2. I love sexy lingerie just as much as you, if not more. Let me know how much you want me by getting out your best panties, team them with a pair of fishnets, stilettos and seduce me tonight.
  3. You know the old saying "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach!" Well you better believe it because it works every time. Get out the best china, set the table with candles, put on some soft music and prepare my favorite meal. You won't even need to think of dessert because this is where I will become romantic and sweep you of to the bedroom.
  4. When was the last time you actually flirted with me? Let's go out in public (to dinner, to a party or nightclub) and try it. It will bring back those old feelings of lust for one another. Think like a single person and see what happens.
  5. Set the mood in the bedroom. Clear out all the clutter, change the bed linen (bring in some silk sheets perhaps) and fill the room with scented candles. Stand a bottle of my favorite bubbly in some ice, lay your sexiest lingerie on the bed and keep a box of my favorite pizza near by.
  6. If you want to add some spice to our love making then what better way than to introduce some props. We are not talking about 12" d*ldos (unless you want to, that is) it can be something as small as a silk scarf or as daring as v*brators. I will need never be asked to make an effort again.
  7. Rent a romantic movie, order a take away, get out a bottle of my favorite wine, switch the phones off, turn off the lights and snuggle with me on the sofa in front of the TV. The romantic flick will soon have the two of us in the mood for love.
  8. Leave me little notes in my pocket, on my pillow, next to the laptops, anywhere I will find them. Give me a nice surprise.
  9. Kiss me all over my body? slowly ...
  10. Tell me that you love me at least once a day. This will keep the love there even if you haven't always got time to express it, those 3 little words is all that you need.
[adaptation of unknown origin]

Why it is good to be sober in Argentina ...

This is what happens when you are drunk in Argentina. It's not even worth the trip to be honest. You go through all the effort to fly to Argentina, you spend loads of money on Champagne and finally meet the babe of your dreams, it's all a big blur and your innermost desires come true ... she likes you too and takes you to her place. You pass out in the cab and when you wake up at her place --- THIS IS WHAT YOU SEE! It's a nightmare!

Click this  to see what it is like to be sober instead ;)

Now go get that plane ticket to Argentina, and don't blame me if you screw up this time! Oh, and one more thing ... CHEERS :D

"Tease Me" Seamed Thigh-Highs

Ever wondered what the news presenter on TV is wearing under the table? Well Victoria's Secret has finally revealed the answer to that ... this will hopefully make watching the news on TV much more fun from this day on ;)

It's from here ...

"Diva Darling" Fishnet Stockings

"Jartelles" ... well they do look good ... as Victoria says "Get caught up in a seductive style. Lace top. Attach your favorite garters." ... and I cannot agree more - this under a super-stylish backless evening dress - a dinner at the Ritz in Paris maybe ... I think there are some panties involved too, but I am not sure ;) Beware of the Paparazzi when you get out of the limo!

Get it here ...

"Sweet temptation" Fishnet Thigh-Highs

Victoria's Secret have come up with the perfect leg-huggers for librarians. Think about it ... you looked at you local librarian 100s of times and never even knew this is what she is wearing ... sooo ... next time you get a book, look at her, imagine what she is wearing, give her a nice smile ... maybe a slight, polite wink ... you never know you might even get to roll these twins off ;) Hey, never hurts to dream a little bit!

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